Guy abstinence... gabstinence?
Well hello there, this is the time for me to complain about the lack of sex, or no actually even worse, about the lack guys in my life.
Aaagh why do I have to live in such a tiny city in Switzerland?! There's no point using Tinder here cause everyone is like 50 km away. It's like oh a new match:
- Wanna grab a quick coffee?
- Sure, let me just get on the train for two hours and then I'll be there!
Yeah no, it's not like I'm gonna spend time and money on that and then end up maybe having a super awkward date with some random dude. And another problem, what's up with these Swiss people and English? Is it really that hard to speak English? I'm starting to believe that I'm some kind of genius who actually knows the art of the English language. I mean sure I don't know French that well but hey it's not as big as English and I do actually speak it when I'm drunk, that must be worth something at least.
Why does it have to be that difficult to find a decent guy. I mean I'm not that picky. I just want him to be taller than me, have a nice toned body with strong defined arms, have nice glistening eyes which smile when he laughs and to have a smile which makes you melt. Oh and I almost forgot a good sense of humour, maybe a bit cheeky as well, that doesn't hurt. So where are these guys? Obviously they are nowhere to be found which is just so sad. I know I mentioned looking for these guys on Tinder which I admit might not be the best place but trust me I always keep my eyes open and so far they are very disappointed..
Aaagh why do I have to live in such a tiny city in Switzerland?! There's no point using Tinder here cause everyone is like 50 km away. It's like oh a new match:
- Wanna grab a quick coffee?
- Sure, let me just get on the train for two hours and then I'll be there!
Yeah no, it's not like I'm gonna spend time and money on that and then end up maybe having a super awkward date with some random dude. And another problem, what's up with these Swiss people and English? Is it really that hard to speak English? I'm starting to believe that I'm some kind of genius who actually knows the art of the English language. I mean sure I don't know French that well but hey it's not as big as English and I do actually speak it when I'm drunk, that must be worth something at least.
Why does it have to be that difficult to find a decent guy. I mean I'm not that picky. I just want him to be taller than me, have a nice toned body with strong defined arms, have nice glistening eyes which smile when he laughs and to have a smile which makes you melt. Oh and I almost forgot a good sense of humour, maybe a bit cheeky as well, that doesn't hurt. So where are these guys? Obviously they are nowhere to be found which is just so sad. I know I mentioned looking for these guys on Tinder which I admit might not be the best place but trust me I always keep my eyes open and so far they are very disappointed..
Where are these guys when you need them??
